honeypot,

Here is a novel approach for you.

Next time he is ignoring you while he is watching the tv and you know he is ignoring you on purpose - saunter into the room, naked, while brandishing a shot gun. Raise the gun, point it at the tv and shoot. Look over at the spouse and say something like;
"Hey, Mr. Potato Head, take me to bed or lose me forever"

I bet that being pregnant with hormones raging, he will do just about anything you want :-)

You can always blame it on the hormones. ;-)

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.