BF responded, because apparently not having an iPhone sent him like 16 texts. I apologized, explained, and he said not to sweat it, that if you don't know me intimately it looks like it's a text about nothing important, no big deal. He said it made his pants vibrate a lot, that was all, and I said, "Should I send it again, then? LOL, just kidding." He thought that joke was funny.
QUICKLY GOING BACK TO BEING DARK AGAIN! UGH.
ME: 38 BF: 40 T: 10y, no kids, no M (by choice) BD: 7/14/14, BF admits to PA, wants out, lies about new R. 10/1/14: I move out, BF lies about move in with OW 12/4/14: OW confronted, reveals all the lies