Originally Posted By: BigMac
Now the question, should I accept the gift?


Yes....but immediately take a long look at it and say:

"you got me the wrong stone....this one is a skipping stone"

and proceed to chuck it into the nearest forest, pond, woods, whatever and tell her"

"Thanks....real nice skip to that one"


The internet is 90% complaining and entitlement and I hate it because I deserve better!