I KNOW, YOU GUYS!!!! Now that I read it over and over.....
"I accidentally bought two salmon and asparagus."
BWAUAAAAAHAHAHHA!!! What the what??? There were some more cuckoo comments that I don't even know.... He apparently learned how to cook from one of his gfs. He started reciting culinary words, like "reduction" and "glaze". And apologized for not "seasoning" the asparagus.... He used to just say "salt."
I can imagine, while cooking with his flavor of the week booty call.... I wonder if he speaks as matter of fact as he speaks to me, "Oooh! My WIFE would love this recipe. "
I remember he followed his comment about the accidental double purchase by shaking his head, saying, "yeah. I don't know what I was thinkin."
If only he could apply that last comment to......oh...... The last 18 months.
