Because some of us remember the days before Stayfree maxi pads--the ones with adhesive.

The primitive version of the thong was the Kotex sanitary belt--AND IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

But those of you who didn't grow up digging the elastic out of your butt.... good for you!

"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein