My old saddle may be dusty, and my riding skills might be rusty, but that old saddle is still trusty.
I can work a double-entendre just as well as I can work the broncos in the round pen. A pair of spurs, a good lariat, and a cowboy hat that fits (I have a pinhead). That's all I need.
Although to keep in character, I should have said:
"You show me a bull and I'll show y'all a male animal who ain't been rode right yet, leastaways not till he made MY acquaintance!"
Sort of a' la Mae West.
"I used to be Snow White... then I drifted."
Me 54 Him 63 M 23 T 29 0 Kids Funny Farm of Rescues 12/12 OW-- 5/13 ILYBINILWY: A denied 9/13 Proof OW: ENDED 2/14 Got D papers on my BD I kicked him out for my sanity 9/14 He wants to "talk"?
