Sometimes real life is better than anything you can make up.
I adopted a shelter cat a couple weeks ago (right before STBX announced he had filed). She's adapted to our household pretty well but does not like sharing a litter box and has had an accident or two.
This morning I woke up to discover she had a uh..messy accident... on my divorce papers (luckily she only ruined a page that just spelled out the final hearing date in April). I must have been sending her some sort of psychic message.
