Wow, Wonka, I've become pretty piss poor at mind reading and now you want me to hone that skill again?

But for hahas, let's see. I'm going with the outrageous. She and "she who must not be named" got married, because their state finally allowed it?

"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein