Oh, daring....the drooling into the coffee, I so relate.
I have lost all my "cool-points" somewhere along the road...lol!! That is, assuming I was ever in possession of cool points to begin with....
I have done more clumsy tripping, spilling, dropping things, realizing something is on my face AFTER I've been chatting with someone über good-looking..... It's truly hopeless, lol. I have become the epitome of "hot mess".
Thank you for the kind words and encouragement! Things are slowly getting better and better.