HA! I think I get a daily reminder of what an idiot I am.

This morning I was running late (as usual). I jumped into my friends car (we are carpooling), and was trying to get myself together. I hadn't even had any coffee yet. My brain does not function with out it. Really. It doesn't.

So it was 7am, and since I was running late... so were my kids. I'm the rooster of the house. (If you can imagine a decrepit, tired, sad, old rooster. One who has begrudgingly woken up daily, much earlier than ever wanted. Yeah, I'm that kind of rooster in the morning- an unreliable one. Like "Herbie doesn't like to make toys!" This rooster doesn't like to call!)

I hopped in my friends car and said, I've got to make sure s17 is up, since he was still upstairs when I left.

I call:

me: You up?

s17: Yeah

me: Are you going to take my car today?

s17: What?

me: Are you going to take my car today?

s17: Mighty! (words start coming out, but I don't hear them... I panic and look at my phone.)

me: Je... Cr...! (which I never say, but I was flabbergasted!)

CLICK!

AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WASN'T S17!!! Can you guess? Yup. DARTH! (as Shining previously referred to him- Darth Vader- I love that) It was XH!

I totally hung up. I didn't know what to say and panicked. Oops. My bad. So much for him not hearing my voice.