I appear to be in a confrontational mood today. Take Life's advice. :-)

Although, it would be awesome to see what he says. I got a million of em, if you want more suggestions...

Hey, Cap'n Wackadoo! Have your porn delivered to YOUR OWN damn doorstep.

OR...

Buy a subscription to Playgirl and have it sent to HIS house. Do they even have Playgirl anymore?

I need to go get busy. I'm just avoiding spending money.

"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man

“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson