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Anyway, when I was at HP, he went to his fridge, grabbed the half gallon jug of milk, and drank from the container.... He proudly announced, "Look what I get to do now!"

Gosh, I was so turned on... My clothes were practically falling off my body. Never has a man displayed such a desirable quality. It was all I could do to resist unleashing my animalistic passions right there....



ROFL!!!! He's livin' the life right there!