Wow, I just printed all the D paperwork off of the county website to read and mock fill out. It's amazing after 13 years together all it comes down to is 10 minutes of writing and $289. Everything we have invested, strived for, built, shared...all of it removed for $289.

And then there is this little gem which perked me right up

IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that the bonds of matrimony now existing between the parties are hereby wholly dissolved, and an absolute Decree of Divorce is hereby granted to the parties, and each of the parties are hereby restarted to the status of a single, unmarried person.

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy...

Me 34
W 30
T 13
M 8
BD 7/27/14
EA Confirmed 8/6/14
S 8/2/14
D Imminent

I quote the immortal words of Socrates who said "...I drank what?"