I’m SuperDave and I’m Shopping HD. Hop on a plane. Fly to London and I'll give you a Harrods followed by a Harvey-Nicks, a spin on the Millennium Wheel and I’ll guarantee you a multiple Oxford Street!
(Actually I lied. I am definitely Shopping ND – but now that I recognize it I have ordered “Shop Soiled Marriage” by Mallcome Winmor Bargins)