The Goddess of Goats Thrives Alone on Her Mountain

[Shakspr]

Hey, GG - here's a NON-DB'G QUESTION (everyone cheers):

Any tips on housebreaking a young chihuahua mix (6 months)? I am at wits end. Apparently my shower mats and daughter's room are poop/pee pads (as opposed to the actual pads I set out.) She gets plenty of outside time, but doesn't let go out there as often as she should.

And, BTW, your mind reading efforts are at least ENTERTAINING and self-aware.