Ok carlotta, technically I should be "outta here" but I actually came back to rip Corri a new one and saw your message.

In response, my W wouldn't react that way to something this heartfelt..she really wants to know and I'm going to revise it to be more like Cemars guide instead of an engineering manual (which unfortunately is my profession). This is really humilating and I just contacted the 'contact' about removing my threads...probably won't happen though.

It's just that I put so much heart and love into this. Trust me...I'm not taking any more punches or pokes from anyone..especially my W. I've made her life cozy and comfortable by not stirring the pot when I was feeling hurt. No wonder she claims to "love her life" and "loves me" etc. No wonder she never has thought she needed to change. Well no more! If I make her a little more uncomfortable, then tough...it will be better than the discomfort she will feel when we get a D.

Back to Corri...the fact that you spent the time to parody this is absolutely making my blood boil. You saw an opportunity to take something personal and turn into a way to get props for yourself. The more I think about it the angrier I get.

If having me be more interested in shopping would strengthen our relationship, then I would take the paradoy list seriously...and while I couldn't implement it right away, I would at least know what to working towards.

Her request was for me to give her a list of things so she could set goals for herself. She knows that I wouldn't expect them right away and she wanted to discuss them.

God, I'm humiliated. Why the hell did I ever post this? Maybe I'll feel better by doing a parody one of your most personal posts.