Corri, you've got me on the floor laughing. This is brilliant.
My initial reaction to SuperDave's letter was horror, but I guess I was afraid to say it. As an LD wife I would feel utterly defeated by such a letter, especially if my H was not fulfilling ALL his household obligations to the T. I think I would conclude that the situation was hopeless. And maybe it is. But this letter would feel like an incredible burden.
Fulfilling the terms of this agreement would feel like slavery to me. Is there enough time in the week for all this?