I met xh on Valentine's day = must be fate! (you know, hearts and stuff).
I'm so special you stalked me and followed me back to my friend's apartment= GOT to be fate because no one's EVER done this before!!!! .
H was in a "rescuing" profession= I needed to be rescued = it's even MORE fate!
Omg, H birthday is the SAME as my grandfather??? = TOTALLY meant to be.
Oh, you're adopted but of course, you have completely worked through any potential abandonment issues, your mother had suicidal bi-polar disorder, electro shock treatments, your dad had 3 quadruple bypass surgeries and suffered migraines and was MIA for years?? And all that is unresolved??? Where do I sign up???

Oh, I hit the lottery.