I was going through the files on my computer and came across a list of amusing things single women have said to me. I have to find humour in most things in life and write them down or I'd go insane. Enjoy...at least I salvaged something from those experiences!
*this isn't a date, it's a meeting *I love to read about Nazi war atrocities *In my opinion, the ultimate flying machine is none other than the Apache Attack Helicopter *I watch action movies, I like Rambo. * I asked her if she ever watched Dancing With The Stars, she replied "I can't, if I change the TV station the old lady I work with will attack me" *I don't need a man to take care of me, I can look after myself *I once dated a guy who kept phoning and bugging me, so I gave him to my roommate. *You think like a grandpa *can you read minds? *Wow, you work for the Salvation Army, that is so cool! *My favourite movies are Bridge Over The River Kwai and The Killing Fields. *I was way too nice to that man (the ex) *At our age we have to be cautious, we don't have time to mess up again! *Communication isn't hard, men just make it that way *are you going to be a Congressman? *You've got to discipline me
