Naw, Pilot, you didn't. My friend told me he's just really empathetic. She said I didn't seem sad to her at all, and she actually KNOWS what's going on with me.
But your "this is not a smooth pick-up line" bit gave me a good hearty laugh.
Me: 35, H: 37, no kids Together since 2002, Married since 2007 IDKIILY: 2/2013 MC: 5/2013-6/2014 H stated he was REALLY done: 4/2014 I moved out 7/6/14 H filed end of 8/2014 but still hasn't served me