And if by some miracle, he should pull. You will be able to brush it off with your detaching skills (which he doesn't posses) and wonder which STD will be transmitted this time.
M: 57 / EW: 52 T: 21, M: 8 S: 18, S: 15 Bomb: 1 Jun 14 EA Aug 2014 I think PA Feb 2015 possibly sooner