LOL yeah pilot, you are right. I didn't really have my eye on the prize, I was being a b!tch. I meant it as a joke, but over text it just sounds slutty and bitchy.

Who cares though, the a-hole dumped me, slept with his slut coworker and is now dating multiple girls online. Should I really care about being the image of purity, kindness and goodness?

OK, maybe I had a few too many drinks before texting. Someone take away my phone!

Lesson learned, don't drink and text. oops.