After perusing online dating profiles the past few weeks I have come up with 10 online dating tips for the ladies...and it was a slow lunch hour.
Tips to ladies for online dating
1. Do not post photos of you and your daughter if she is hotter than you are. It's asking for some really weird messaging... which I'd probably love to get a peak at!
2. Guys just don't care what your dog looks like...it's your puppies they care about!
3. "Food" is not an interest, it's a necessity of life. It's just like taking a crap and you don't list that one, right?
4. "Ask me" is not a profile essay. It's like bad gas that has somehow found it's way onto your profile page.
5. You are not "simple", you are complicated...and by saying you are simple you are making things far more complicated.
6. "We'll see" is code for "maybe in the next life"...don't use it.
7. Filling your profile with warnings to men that u aren't into casual sex, head games etc is like saying "take me, I'm vulnerable".
8. "I don't know what to write" is writing something.
9. Learn to make yourself laugh, it's not my job!
10. Writing "Massage me" says "I need spell check in a bad way"!
