First, nothing is wrong with you. Wonka posted a link on another thread that resonated with me, and perhaps could help you, too. It's about setting healthy boundaries. I tend to worry more about others' feelings at the expense of my own, then I get mad about it. Complete insanity. The second one was about assertiveness. (Balancing between passive and aggressive)
Secondly..... Did you ever watch the tv show "Scrubs" and the episode where the lady has an accident and believes she's living in a musical?? HILARIOUS!!! Look it up on you tube or somewhere if you haven't seen it....
The bad Lifetime movie is a fav description of my life, too....