Stimulus-Response: The Experiment Continues

[GoatGal]

Thanks, Wonka.

You had me worried there for awhile.

Don't forget, I've had a lifetime of living with my foot in my mouth.

And I have NOT ruled out having my own MLC.

I know they say it's terrible... so maybe I could have a "pretend" one.

You know, just act like he's acting!

Sort of see him one and raise him another!

Just go MIA/WAW... maybe he'd find HIMSELF on this site!
(Uh-oh. That wouldn't be good.)

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As for meeting his former OW, it was pretty funny.
(Not for her though, and GUBU had a tough day of it!)

I'm sure he'd given her a host of things that were "wrong" with me, the main one being he's not attracted to me and hasn't ever loved me.
That I had all these "problems" and probably that's why he couldn't "leave me for her". I was SO dependent and NEEDY..... Yeah, right!

We met at a work function.
I knew she would be there so I looked fabulous!
I was getting hugs and chatting with all the muckitty-mucks higher ups from the organization, the center of a lot of activity.

His co-workers love me and were anxious to sit and chat. Clearly, THEY didn't think I was a battle-axe!

Add in the celebrity who was there to speak, this is the best part.
I sat with his wife through the whole event, and at the end, he came over and chatted with me, hugged me, kissed my cheek--- hahaha!
OW is not educated, socially smooth, or presentable at functions like this.

Which is why GUBU never took her anywhere... except where nobody knew him, and even then he just kept her in the hotel room...

Anyhow, here is dumpy OW off on the sidelines, watching everything, trying not to let me see she is watching ME intently.

Apparently, she had asked who I was---SURPRISE!

Not exactly what you were expecting, OW?
Maybe your "Boyfriend" GUBU lied to you???

Welcome to the club, my dear.

Here is the "REAL Mrs. GUBU", like it or not!

I think at that point she realized she'd been had and that she never had a chance with GUBU, no matter what he'd told her.
That she'd been used and lied to.
Because she WAS.

I do know that he would have never left me for her.
If only because she has little kids and he hates kids. And because she is not "presentable" and has "no manners".
But she did have her uses.
I guess she figured that out...

At the event, OW made a statement about getting through her presentation as quickly as possible (publicly, through a mic!) so she could get off the stage!

I was sitting there in the front row while she gave her little presentation.
I was there the whole time, with Mrs. Celebrity.
OW looked like she wanted to sink through the floor and disappear.
(Ah... that felt NICE.)

I didn't stare at her, didn't give her the evil eye, just smiled benignly and listened respectfully.
Before and after her talk, I was just ignoring her, chatting with HER co-workers and GUBU, and Mr and Mrs. Celebrity.

Yes.

Sometimes revenge is sweet.

And definitely served best ice cold.

---GGG