First post, DENIAL was my HAPPY PLACE!!

[Georgiabelle]

I see humor. I want to participate. Beatrice, your posts are so authentic-I love them. My h thought I kept the house too clean (thinking about this makes me laugh). Maybe he needed glasses? He didn't like the way I unloaded the dishwasher. When I suggested he unload it, well, you know what the answer to that was. He didn't like the way I did laundry and he had turned the washer on once in 6 years. I actually had to show him how our fancy new wm worked.
Of course, one of my favorites was post BD when my key broke off in the front door and he had to come let me and the kids in. He said I unlocked the door wrong. At that point the kids were laughing at what he said asked yet again what was wrong with him. Not to mention I had been opening the door the same for 6 years. Other than inserting key and turning, how else do you open the door with a key. Okay, now Im laughing.

Matt, I hope you are working on chewing your food differently.

Shining , you are so funny. Yes, you have to look at what's valid and work on it for you. The other stuff, like your atrociously large pores? Just laugh and move on:-)