Hey, I found the REAL cognitive distortions! PATTERNS OF COGNITIVE DISTORTIONS
All-or-Nothing Thinking: You see things in black and white categories. If your performance falls short of perfect, you see yourself as a total failure.
Overgeneralization: You see a single negative event as a never-ending pattern of defeat.
Mental Filter: You pick out a single negative detail and dwell on it exclusively so that your vision of all reality becomes darkened, like the drop of ink that discolors the entire beaker of water.
Disqualifying the Positive: You reject positive experiences by insisting they "don't count" for some reason or other. In this way you can maintain a negative belief that is contradicted by your everyday experiences.
Jumping to Conclusion: You make a negative interpretation even though there are no definite facts that convincingly support you conclusions.
Mind Reading: You arbitrarily conclude that someone is reacting negatively to you, and you don't bother to check this out.
The Fortune Teller Error: You anticipate that things will turn out badly, and you feel convinced that your prediction is an established fact.
Magnification (catastrophizing) or Minimization: You exaggerate the importance of things, or you inappropriately shrink things until they appear tiny (your own desirable qualities or the other fellow's imperfections).
Emotional Reasoning: You assume that your negative emotions necessarily reflect the way things really are: "I feel it, therefore it must be true".
Should Statements: You try to motivate yourself with should and shouldn'ts, as if you had to be whipped and punished before you could be expected to do anything. "Musts" and "oughts" are also offenders. The emotional consequences is guilt. When you direct should statements toward others you feel anger, frustration, and resentment.
Labeling and Mislabeling: This is an extreme form of overgeneralization. Instead of describing your error, you attach a negative label to yourself: "I;m a loser". When someone else's behavior rubs you the wrong way, you attach a negative label to him.
Personalization: You see yourself as the cause of some negative external event which in fact you were not primarily responsible for.
Original concepts by David Burns, M.D. FEELING GOOD - THE NEW MOOD THERAPY
I think I have seen a few of these today on the BB! For example, one was praised for being wise, but she DISQUALIFIED THE POSITIVE. Any guesses as to who it was?