"Speak Softly" The MLC Version

[GoatGal]

I really am disgusted.

All that crap about "I have gotten so much more romantic as I've gotten older, and I like it!"

I must be talking about his short-lived, sordid, broom closet liaison with OW.

Because he has NEVER been "romantic" and is definitely not loving and affectionate.
I think I'd know..

OK.

So I have another confession to make.

In order to view his profile, I had to create a profile.

(I know, I know... terrible, Catfishing, right?)

I have no intention of doing anything with it, will probably take it down in a few days...

BUT!!!! (What would REBA do???? )

I swear it's like he was home alone and it does string you into signing up, it's not clear how to "search for free" without paying. I figured it out, though.

I was curious--I also wanted to see that who was out there in terms of guys.

I did notice that most of the guys are not so disgusting to put up the things they like sexually like H did:
"adventurous behind closed doors!/Very oral"! GAG ME!!!

Only my H had the class to put that on there of the 20 or so guys I looked at.

Now I really AM going to puke.

Well, he'll figure out that most women 50+ are going to either not be his type, or they'll have baggage of their own, and will figure out pretty quickly that he's not who he says he is.

And I don't think he's going to be all that attracted to them.

But you never know..

Meanwhile, he's got a hot babe who is compatible with all his "interests" right here at home... probably the best thing he'd find on there!

Meanwhile, he'll probably spend more of our money trying to wine and dine these gals...
Maybe that's why he got his teeth bleached.

I couldn't see how long ago he posted this profile. I'm curious about that.
It did say he's been online there in the last 24 hours.

The problem with sites like this for people like H is that they are based in FANTASY.

The REALITY is he is five years older, has a wife, has sexual/relationship issues.. and finding somebody "new" is not going to "fix" it.

We know this. He does not apparently.

And all the lies he told on there. Any decent woman would figure that out pretty quickly..
He should have added: "My wife kicked me out because I'm a jerk, I'm living in a friend's guest room..."

---GGG