And I will, at "hour three" of "waiting to find out what TIME THE PARTY STARTS"????
(Are you kidding me? There is no way this is not deliberate at this point. Am I supposed to believe that his hostess has no idea when this is going to happen? Come on. Look at me. I was not born yesterday.)
Me: "Still no news? (I KNOW YOU"RE PUSHING MY BUTTONS BUT IT"S NOT GOING TO WORK!!!)
"If that's the case, there is no way you'll be able to get here in time to help me out..."
(OF COURSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT WHY YOU WANT TO BE HERE AT ALL, SO LET'S NOT PRETEND ANYMORE!!!)
"....so I'll just make other plans."
"I guess I'll just see you tomorrow..."
(OR NOT, YOU SELFISH THING THAT USED TO BE MY HUSBAND!!!) ...
"Meanwhile, have fun at your shin-dig; set off a few sparklers for me! "
----GGrrrrrrr
(Obviously the ALL CAPS are what I was thinking, but did not say.)
Me 54 Him 63 M 23 T 29 0 Kids Funny Farm of Rescues 12/12 OW-- 5/13 ILYBINILWY: A denied 9/13 Proof OW: ENDED 2/14 Got D papers on my BD I kicked him out for my sanity 9/14 He wants to "talk"?
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