Is OW just batsh!$ crazy?

[twinmom]

Gah, H is driving me bonkers! I told him to keep the twins till around nap time today as I was trying to be nice and make up for the time he missed with them while we were sitting in the Dr office....... he is usually supposed to bring them home at 8am on Saturday. He brought them home at 3:45pm today. I was not too pleased but also not in the mood to fight so I didn't say anything.

I was sitting outside and having lots and lots of almost continuous contractions and couldn't feel my legs due to lower back pain. Needless to say I couldn't move.

H just stood there and commented about how Tylenol wouldn't even touch the pain I was in. He offered to take the twins back home with him, ummmmm NO I haven't seen them since Wednesday night! He chatted with me about a few random things, stopping when I had a really strong contraction and then picking up where he left off after he could see it was over.

He kept offering to help me up, ummmmm what the he'll is that going to do I can't walk! He finally left.

He keeps texting asking if I need him to do anything, I got so irritated I finally responded "yea, come have sex with me so it will toss this into full blown labor and we can finally hold Lillian"
That shut him up! I sent him another text saying "you know that was BEYOND a f'ing joke" to which he replied yes, he knew.

I told him I shouldn't have tried to be humorous with him to which he replied "no it's fine!"

I just feel like being a sarcastic bit$! To him most of the time. Because lately he seems so darn dense!

I later get a text asking if I need anything and asking me to call if either one of the twins wakes up overnight so I don't have to walk upstairs.

Oh yea, OW and her kids I believe left for Florida today.