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[Barrybran]

I just had one of the more interesting interactions with my wife. She quizzed me on the amount I have been showering. She said she only noticed it today as I have had three, one this morning, one after the gym and one after work. She asked why I needed to have one in the morning citing that I used to have one before bed and not one in the morning. She appears to think something is up.

Honestly, it's not something I'd really thought about. I want to be clean for work so I shower in the morning and I've taken that across to my off days. I also shower after work as I feel dirty and can't sleep without having a shower. On my off days, I don't normally shower a second time unless I have done something physical such as the gym.

She mentioned that it uses power and water (we don't pay for the water) and whilst it's true, I shower for myself. I can't honestly say it's something I would consider changing. I understand her skepticism as she has spent more time with me being away from home, where she doesn't see my showering habits, and being unemployed, where my showering was at an all time low, as opposed to having a regular schedule and showering habits.

It seems kind of funny writing this here. It's obviously got my wife's mind ticking over though. I'm still going to shower in the morning though... I work at 10am and I want to be clean.