Big A$$$, SOB, jerk, scumsucking pig, jack bag, dirtbag, d-bag...ALL THE BAGS.

I'm going to go mow some more. I'm mowing him out girlfriends. MOWING THAT MAN outta My HAIR!!

I'm mowing over him and dicing his nuts into tiny pieces.

In other news...I have a mom signing up her TWO children for five summer camp weeks. YES, I SAID FIVE!!!! :-)

"You know, it's times like these when I realize what a superhero I am." Tony Stark/Iron Man

“Focus on what you can do, then do it with all your heart.” Lois Wilson