And Now I Am A Homeowner!

[WenikiTiki]

I figure I need to get a year under my belt as a homeowner and then think about what to do next.

I am going around the house and finding all sort of weirdness left behind by my X. Like his flip-flops by the back door that I reminded him to take. He took the nice gray towels I bought, but left behind the matching bath mat. He grumbled a lot about having to buy all his own food. And for a minute I felt bad because I didn't send him off with half the food in the cupboard.

Then I realized he was the one who wanted this. And he is just getting what he wanted. And I will no longer be to blame for all his bad food choices.

The funniest thing my X did was take 3 nice extension cords. He left me 2 longs ones, which have been mended about 20 times. He said I will need those extension cord for when I trim the hedges. I suppose I will go buy a new rechargeable hedge trimmer. Because, as the saying goes, and my X has proved, "It is not if you cut the cord, but when."

HA HA! Funny and appropriate. I feel like my X and I had the worlds longest, most drawn out parting of the ways. I was pointedly not invited to go sailing this weekend. Which is good, because I just need to not hang out with him.

He is headed out to the mainland to visit OW. He tried to tell me he was going to visit our oldest son. No, he is going to visit OW for 9 days. And in the middle of that visit he plans to go visit our son for 2 days.

Anyway, it is not my problem, and of course he is going to visit her. It is part of the break-up to make-up game she and he play. What sense is there in having huge drama if you don't get to have make-up sex?

Not that I would know about that, because I have never had make-up sex, because I'm not a big fighter.

Something to put on my bucket list? Okay, not!