Hi Portia, I saw that website about a month ago and about died laughing. It is the funniest thing...but you know what? Some of that stuff really does happen.
It's a great way to get a laugh on a Friday.
Sit quietly, the answers will reveal themselves when you least expect them to. The past is gone, the present is a gift and you need to focus on today, allow the future to reveal itself when it is ready.