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I had fun, but really, she didn't ask one question about it. I know it's for me, not to expect a response from her.
If you do it more often, I guarantee you won't even think about writing anything past the first three words.

BTW, mine didn't ask about it either. But she was overheard to say "I don't care. Just curious. He was probably out with his girlfriend." and two days later I caught her snooping on my phone.

Even if you got a response, it would be impossible to make sense of.

That's a good list of goals. Can't tell you how much 2) has helped me.