There is NO PAIN (or humiliation) in the world as great as having to text your H at 11:30 p.m. on a Saturday night, asking (while he's on a date with OW) where he put the Drain-O because the bathtub won't drain.

I hate him right now.


M: 40 H: 44
Married 14 years
S11 & D6; D20 & D19 from previous M
2BDs/PAs, 8 years apart
Piecing: April 2014