When my H is mad and wants to push my buttons, he calls S7 and D9 "MY children." In all caps and everything.
When he does that, I have a little fantasy that I tell him that one of them isn't actually his. (They are both unquestionably his, but it would be fun to watch him sh!t his pants.)
me: 44 XH: 42 M 11 years D10 and S8 Bomb drop 9/27/13 D final 7/1/14
