Wacky things the WAS/MLCer says- part2

[zew]

W on phone:

He doesn't do anything around the house. All he does is:
- vacuum the house
- load/unload the dishwasher
- make the beds
- and he does his own laundry
- and he cooks on weekends

but he doesn't clean the counter tops or do any dusting.

I could only imagine the face of the person on the other end of the phone.