Boy...you touch H's money and he flips out!!! Probably lost his raspberry beret in the process. Too f*cking bad, buddy. You've got this coming sooner or later.
H is trying to talk his way out of this one...too funny. I am sure your L is laughing his ass off at this one.
Hope your D shines tonight! Enjoy. And if you do see OW there, give her a smirky wink and walk on.