I got home tonight to a note on an empty 2L ice cream container that said "gone in three days AND I (wife) didn't get any". I emptied the last one so I'd arranged for a new one to be bought and told my wife it was in the freezer. She already knew it was there.
Me: 31, W: 29 T: 4 M: 2 Kids: 3 (SS: 7, SD: 4, D: 3) Separated, still living together: Nov 2013 Separate bedrooms: Feb 2014 W working away; kids with me: Nov 2014