Sex-Starved??? That's an understatement!

[zew]

This is where you went wrong:

m: good thing I was here then or you would have bought the wrong ones

Can you not see how that was provocative?

Think about how the conversation might have ended had you either said nothing, or said,

I prefer the vw zero

and then said nothing further.

The idea is to avoid confrontation, not get the little jabs in for the sake of your ego.