I worked so hard at [volunteer school activity] last fall, I'm lucky I didn't end up in the funny farm!
I'm biting my tongue HARD, thinking - yes it only led to ignoring your family, shutting out your H, an EA then a PA, now there are two family's marriages on the line, your kid's financial and emotional future, you're on sleeping pills and anti-depressants... But we sure are LUCKY you didn't end up in the funny farm!