Wacky things the WAS/MLCer says- part2

[KGirl]

My mom brought me some decorated V-day cookies. H (keep in mind last word from him was in no uncertain terms he wanted a D, there was nothing that could be done to change his mind, etc.) notices them and says...
H: Can I have one of these?
Me: No.

A day later..
H: There are still cookies here. That means I can eat one, right?
Me: No.
H: Would you be really angry if I ate one anyway?

Erm... guess he forgot the fact that I might already be really upset 'cause he wants a D? And since when are STBX's entitled to cookies??