Wacky things the WAS/MLCer says- part2

[KdogGS]

Thought of some more:
W: Selling the house would be a wash, so I'll just keep it
M: Can you give me the numbers version of what that means? I don't think selling would be a wash.
W: Was that meant to be condescending? (never gave me the breakdown)

"Out of hospitality, I'll allow you to live in the house (that I bought and am maintaining) until the end of February, and of course you can continue to pay for everything on your own until that time."

"I can't believe you aren't more concerned for my safety" - in the same email as "let's be divorced in 7 days"

"You don't understand what a tough position this has put me in, I'm having to look into a second job now!"