Wacky things the WAS/MLCer says- part2

[Hadlee58]

I have had quite a few of these too over the last few months, its spooky they are all so similar!!
I have had the following and in no particular order

"Our marriage has been a sham from day one". I said what about your post on FB a year and a half ago about how you have been married for a wonderful 8 years and cant wait for the rest of our lives together or me having a vasectomy last year because we didnt want any more kids - apparently this was my idea

"We've tried everything" - I said "what about MC, dating, learning forgiveness?" No comment back.

"Everyone deserves happiness"

Even last night during a discussion my wife said "you didnt do anything for me on valentines", i said you had told me two weeks earlier that you no longer loved me and was leaving and pretty much all of the above, she also said she didnt get me anything because she doesnt love me - she managed to keep a straight face whilst saying all of this