I've had so many, but the one that immediately came to mind was
"I was content being married to you, but I wasn't happy."
It took all I had not to tell him to look up the meaning of that in the dictionary.
M36 XH34 M-5 T7 4/11 H confused 5/11 ILYB 6/11 OW discovered 7/11 I move out, OW over 5/12-OW2,done->new EA, but H wont file 9/12 H "best bf ever" to EA/OW3 3/13 H/OW break up H files 4/13 D 6/18/13