Wacky things the WAS/MLCer says- part2

[FloydMan]

W: "You ruined my friendship with your sister and sister-in-law!"
M: "You did that yourself and lied to them and had an affair"
W: "That shouldn't matter, I did what I wanted to do!".
M: "You lied to all of us. They feel betrayed too".
W: "I was faithful for 15 f#%#ing years. That should be enough".
M: " Then you used me emotionally to buy you a BMW, telling me our marriage was great and last forever. Two weeks later you were done.".
W: "I DESERVED that car!"