Could we start a thread for the things the WAS says that are ridiculous?

Mine
H..I am not having an affair. I decided 2 weeks ago the marriage was over.
M But I didnot know .
H. I hadn't told you but it was over so this is not an affair.

Me:Trying to come to terms with the first comment. Are you planning to see other women as well as the OW?
H: ( shocked tone) don't be ridiculous I am not like that!
M: (pinched self to test for reality)

Melissa I remember your first posts.. you have come so far..what an inspiration. ?.


M 10 T 14

BD 10/13
I really don't get it..