Heaving 10 bags filled with Benjamins and plonking them in the room

Ringing the huge gold glitter DB Gong dangling on a pole

Everybody...may I please have your attention...

I have a million-dollar reward for the best bounty hunter who can bring back RT in one piece within the next 24-hours or the reward is null & void. Dog, you don't count...go back to your TLC tv program.

Are we clear? Good. Let's begin now! pushing the button on the klaxon