"in what universe...?" part 6

[Not Quitting]

Yes it does NQ, but at the same time it's confusing. I can't help but get suspicious, lol.

I hear ya. I get suspicious every time my H is nice.

I got a phone call this morning from "mummy". Did I ever mention that she likes to call herself mummy and wants me to call her that as well, lol. No way, I'm not 5 anymore, lol. My sister calls her mummy, she's such a boot licker, lol.
Anyway, I was still in bed. She left a message on my answer phone, "hello it's mummy, I've arrived! SIL's at work and your sister's at work. I've got the kids today, taking them for their riding lesson in a bit. It's blowing a gale and raining hard here. Speak soon, love you lots". Now what is wrong with that you may ask yourself? Taking a 3 and a 7 year old horse riding in this weather! lol. I'd only just clicked about half an hour later, lol. She's as dotty as they come, lol.

Sounds like Hyacinth Bucket to me – remember her phone calls to her son?